1. |
Act Of God
02:19
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All the neighborhood kids chase me down the street
My sad day of reckoning I knew someday I'd meet
If you understand your peers
Won't you show me how
It would take and act of God
To save my ass right now
I do well most of the time
Burn in Hell the rest of the time
Crying shaking in the neighbor's carport
Lonely and convicted in the little person's court
If you understand your peers
Won't you tell me how
It would take and act of God
To save my ass right now
I do well most of the time
Burn in Hell the rest of the time
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2. |
Dungeon Master In Love
01:26
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Swings his sword it's hit or Le Mis
He can't roll a dice to understand this
Because life is rough when
You're a dungeon master in love
Used to be the gate keeper
His extra hit points he gives to her
Because life is rough when
You're a dungeon master in love
He'll rub her shoulders til she loves him back
But he'll never get her in the sack
Because life is rough when
You're a dungeon master in love
Bop bop bop...
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3. |
Lemon Mechanic
01:06
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Lemon mechanic
A shudder of sorts
In a panic
Read the reports
It's the news you can use
It's the news you can use
Lemon mechanic
A shudder of sorts
In a panic
Read the reports
It's the news you can use
It's the news you can use
Lemon mechanic
Lemon mechanic
Lemon mechanic
Lemon mechanic
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4. |
Smartest Mouthbreather
01:17
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I see your teeth are doing fine
I see them again all of the time
And I know that you brushed them
It really does show
You're the smartest mouthbreather I know
You could use a hypen for that
Or another ascii that's long and flat
And you get it and tug it
To and to fro
You're the smartest mouthbreather I know
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5. |
The Flowers Are Closing
02:08
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Honey coasted pollen
And all the faithless have fallen
The flowers are closing
The flowers are closing
Burden lies for fertility
Counter front petal community
Taken down by the mower
Or the neighbor kids
Not enough water
F*ckin' aphids
The flowers are closing
The flowers are closing
Proper gardening techniques include
But are not limited to
Fostering a healthy self esteem
Finding ways to build self confidence
And encourage positive social interactions
The self image usually develops
At a very young age
Unfortunately many humans
Do not deal with these issues
Until they are an adult
Often with children of their own
The flowers are closing
The flowers are closing
The flowers are closing
The flowers are closing
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6. |
Perish In Flames
00:47
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You're not the Mary Jane
You're the one to blame
So now feel your shame
You're gonna perish in flames
You're gonna perish in flames
You're gonna perish in flames
You're gonna perish in flames
You're gonna perish in flames
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Keefie's got too many wires for his stereo
And he doesn't remember how to hook them up
He got out the instruction manual
To see how many ohms the cord to the VCR needed to be
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8. |
Have A Nice Talk
01:49
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9. |
And The Slivers
01:43
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His nervous system runs a little bit faster
Breaks out of his cell with a little toy blaster
And the slivers make you want to cry
Down the corridor he runs right past her
Didn't like it anymore it was made of plaster
And the slivers make you want to cry
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10. |
Ugly Song
04:04
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Ugly song
Burns your brain all night long
And you relive the winter that you wanted to die
Oh my...
Ugly song
You can f*ck it all night long
And you regret the summer that you wanted to try
Oh my...
Ugly song
F*cks your head all life long
And you relive the fall that made you want to cry
Oh my...
Ugly song
As to length is too long
you wake up the spring that you opened your eyes
Oh my...
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